Laura’s friend/long-distance lover/relation/admirer/impersonator/mother/borther from another mother/other, wondering aloud to him/herself: ”You know what? I miss Laura. I love Laura. What I really  want to do right now is send Laura a present! Yes! Perfect! Ah, but what?”

Voiceover Guy: ”trouble no more, friend of Laura’s! For she has been very thoughtful and compiled a comprehensive list for this very moment! Covering a range of usefulness and price! She’s so great, isn’t she? Isn’t she just wonderful?..” *voiceover guy trails off, lost in enthusiastic thought of Laura’s splendidness* ”..Here, look at this!”

Laura’s friend/long-distance lover/relation/admirer/impersonator/mother/borther from another mother/other: ”Aw, gee! Laura is so clever. I wish I’d thought of that. Now I won’t have to risk Laura secretly hating my present! I can keep that lavender-scented talcum powder to myself, as I see that’s NOT on her list! Laura will lavish me with LOVE, long distance! PLUS I don’t have to spend on unneccessary postage.”

Voiceover Guy: *friendly chuckle* ”Why yes, she will, Laura’s friend/long-distance lover/relation/admirer/impersonator/mother/borther from another mother/other!”

*Laura’s friend/long-distance lover/relation/admirer/impersonator/mother/borther from another mother/other rushes off eagerly to pursue Laura’s address* (I am not gonna put my address online, people)

HERE IT IS, THE EAGERLY AWAITED LIST:

I would like a nice face moisturiser, which I don’t have a picture of because I don’t really care what it looks like much.

I would love a couple of nice kiwiana tshirts, specifically the fairy bread, frosty boy, mr whippy, o for awesome (I have a scottish friend who mocks me by squeaking awsum at me. It’s awful, I didn’t know it was that noticable and have since toned it down) and this one.

I LOVE Edward Monkton. I paticularly love his wall prints, notebooks, cards..

I have another LIST of things I want on here…

(it should be noted that the list is prioritised, which is significant)

<3 these, especially the sleuth, wonderland, moving, fauna and most of all the vignette collection. Get them here

You could buy me a badger bag.. seriously. WANT

Or bodyshop: specifically this shimmer blush, but the lighter colour:

Or if you can’t handle online buying and want to send me care packages from NZ, (which costs a bomb, by the way) you are pretty safe with this: pretty pens, nice writing paper/envelopes, YELLOW things, any kind of badger/alice in wonderland/dr who./edward monkton/tetris paraphenalia.. don’t ask me where to find that stuff, but it’s around.

And if you’re broke.. send me a postcard with a PICTURE of a present on it. <3